SEP Announces 'Oxxo Prime' Membership for All Desert Creatures; Requires Surfboard QR Code.

In a massive bureaucratic move, the Oxxo franchise now offers an 'Oxxo Prime' tier that deducts fees for gas, drone delivery, and overpriced snacks directly via the mandatory QR code attached to your surfboard. Jackrabbits have been seen attempting to pay with shiny bottle caps.

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