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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-06

Angel to Centerfold? My Crush's Foot Fetish Video is My Next Hit Song.

Apparently, the old magic of pop nostalgia meets deep-web foot porn. It seems my songwriting muse is found where the class roster meets the footjob cumpilation.


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