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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Members Can Now Buy Utility Bills Faster.
A groundbreaking new OXXO membership tier dedicates an exclusive lane solely to ‘Prime’ clientele, allowing them to pay electric bills and purchase dubious packaged snacks with unprecedented efficiency. Critics suggest this devalues the common act of waiting in line.
A groundbreaking new OXXO membership tier dedicates an exclusive lane solely to ‘Prime’ clientele, allowing them to pay electric bills and purchase dubious packaged snacks with unprecedented efficiency. Critics suggest this devalues the common act of waiting in line.