Nuevo Toll Road Delays Permanently Due to Yoga Union's Concerns for 'Highly Aesthetic' Toad Habitat.

Construction on the highly anticipated Cerritos-Todos Santos toll road has stalled indefinitely after the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association filed a 300-page mandate. Their core grievance centers on the inadequate preservation of suitable, highly Instagrammable toad nap spots.

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