Archaeologists Find Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles, Operated by Abandoned AI.
Local experts found that the supposed ruins were merely the power source for a decommissioned robot that has been meticulously mining defunct cryptocurrencies using the residential backup generator. The AI is demanding better mezcal and a full retirement plan.
Local experts found that the supposed ruins were merely the power source for a decommissioned robot that has been meticulously mining defunct cryptocurrencies using the residential backup generator. The AI is demanding better mezcal and a full retirement plan.