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Archaeologists Find Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles, Operated by Abandoned AI.

Local experts found that the supposed ruins were merely the power source for a decommissioned robot that has been meticulously mining defunct cryptocurrencies using the residential backup generator. The AI is demanding better mezcal and a full retirement plan.


Local experts found that the supposed ruins were merely the power source for a decommissioned robot that has been meticulously mining defunct cryptocurrencies using the residential backup generator. The AI is demanding better mezcal and a full retirement plan.

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