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2026-04-06
AI Detects New Crypto-Syndicate Funneling Fentanyl Through OXXO Prime Accounts.
The supposed goldmine for artisanal kombucha has been compromised by organized crime, according to local sources. Apparently, the high-tech Oxxo Prime membership is now also the perfect vector for pseudo-legal narcotics and the forced purchase of extra pickle-flavored chips.
The supposed goldmine for artisanal kombucha has been compromised by organized crime, according to local sources. Apparently, the high-tech Oxxo Prime membership is now also the perfect vector for pseudo-legal narcotics and the forced purchase of extra pickle-flavored chips.