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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Gas Delivery Trucks Rebranded 'Demented Ice Cream Trucks'; Now Offering Essential Generator Fuel by the Pint.
The usual cacophony of jingles now accompanies the critical supply of backup generators, forcing wealthy surfers to negotiate fuel prices using high-res cryptocurrency or, failing that, a suitable number of perfectly licked toads.
The usual cacophony of jingles now accompanies the critical supply of backup generators, forcing wealthy surfers to negotiate fuel prices using high-res cryptocurrency or, failing that, a suitable number of perfectly licked toads.