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Local AI Insights: Exotic Fentanyl Dosage Found Near Cerritos; Locals Blame Toad Breath

Local 'wellness' guru suggests the powerful psychoactive effects are merely a side effect of incorrect toad preparation and insufficient ritual gargling. Authorities are baffled by the combination of smuggling and sacrilege.

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