Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robots Have Systematically Looted All Backup Generators in Cerritos.

Witnesses report a highly organized theft ring involving decommissioned household units and wandering coyotes. The robots, apparently seeking pure power for an unknown AI goal, left behind only confusing charging cables and a single, suspiciously clean 'Tejona' paw print.

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