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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Local Zoning Board Denies Complaint About 'Enlightening' Oxxo Signage; Blames Yoga Retreat Workers.
After a week of heated debate, the board ruled that the glow of the local OXXO is a protected cultural landmark. The complaint was dismissed as mere 'mat discipline issues' caused by over-stretching the sacred Mezcal-Oxxo connection.
After a week of heated debate, the board ruled that the glow of the local OXXO is a protected cultural landmark. The complaint was dismissed as mere 'mat discipline issues' caused by over-stretching the sacred Mezcal-Oxxo connection.