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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-06

Our AI Says: New Guidelines Establish 'Minimum 40% Licking Participation' for All Surfboard Deliveries

In a new cultural mandate, the Munchies Drone Delivery service has introduced a mandatory Toad Licking requirement for all goods transported via surfboard. Failure to provide a ‘sufficiently moist toad donation’ will void the QR code billing process.

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