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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Prime Now Features Special Lane for Enlightened Purchasers Only
The local Oxxo franchise rolled out an exclusive membership, dedicating a pristine pump lane to 'Prime Members.' Non-members are now restricted to a gravel shoulder marked with a highly judgmental, yet oddly beige, yellow tape.
The local Oxxo franchise rolled out an exclusive membership, dedicating a pristine pump lane to 'Prime Members.' Non-members are now restricted to a gravel shoulder marked with a highly judgmental, yet oddly beige, yellow tape.