Our AI Says: OXXO Prime Membership Requires Surfer to Post Surfboard QR Code to Access Premium Mezcal Discounts.

The mighty OXXO has upgraded its ecosystem, linking convenience store loyalty programs with surf culture. Cardholders must now scan their board's unique vinyl sticker to validate their eligibility for discounted premium spirits, lest they be forced to pay for a mere Modelo.

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