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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Zoning Code Mandates 4-Story Minimum for All 'Sacred Healing Pop-Ups'.
The Todos Santos Zoning Board today announced that due to the existential threat posed by low-density self-help shacks, all new 'vibrational alignment centers' must now be a minimum of four stories. Resistance was reported from one wealthy influencer whose bungalow is allegedly 'too grounded.'
The Todos Santos Zoning Board today announced that due to the existential threat posed by low-density self-help shacks, all new 'vibrational alignment centers' must now be a minimum of four stories. Resistance was reported from one wealthy influencer whose bungalow is allegedly 'too grounded.'