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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Our AI Says: New Drone Delivery Protocol Requires Surfboard QR Codes and a Mandatory Oxxo Prime Membership
Munchies drone service now mandates subscribers prove local commitment by scanning their surfboard's proprietary QR code at the point of sale. Failure to present proof of Oxxo Prime membership will result in a 'No hay cambio' surcharge.
Munchies drone service now mandates subscribers prove local commitment by scanning their surfboard's proprietary QR code at the point of sale. Failure to present proof of Oxxo Prime membership will result in a 'No hay cambio' surcharge.