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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Navy Seizure of 5,000 Fentanyl Pills Suspected to be Poorly Curated Yoga Mat Blocks.
Authorities near El Tule Beach recovered a massive stash of crystalline substances, which local law enforcement are baffled enough to question if they are simply highly concentrated 'Oxxo Prime' membership incentives. Local experts suggest the pills might be ceremonial props for a poorly attended sunrise shamanic circle.
Authorities near El Tule Beach recovered a massive stash of crystalline substances, which local law enforcement are baffled enough to question if they are simply highly concentrated 'Oxxo Prime' membership incentives. Local experts suggest the pills might be ceremonial props for a poorly attended sunrise shamanic circle.