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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
Sources Reveal: Mysterious Feral Robot Found Draining Local Generator While Playing 'The Demented Ice Cream Truck' Jingle.
A sophisticated, but extremely cheerful, automaton has been discovered hoarding backup generator power. Residents are now advising neighbors to preemptively barricade their generators against rogue, musically inclined, and highly efficient electromechanical life forms.