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2026-04-06
Our AI Says: Pescadero Zoning Board Bans Surfboard-Attached Munchies Drones Due to 'Excessive Enlightenment Vibe.'
The newly implemented drone delivery service is temporarily grounded after neighborhood complaints cited 'visual pollution' and 'an overwhelming scent of overpriced avocado.' Local architects demand minimum four-story separation from gusty, spiritually charged breezes.