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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-06

Our AI Says: New Zoning Mandate Requires Beachfront Properties to Be Minimum Four Stories High to Ward Off Bad Vibes.

The Todos Santos Architectural Committee passed a sweeping ordinance designed to protect the affluent from 'noxious sea breezes' and rogue green flashes. Neighbors are now expected to spend 40% more on stucco simply to keep their aura contained.

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