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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-06
New Zoning Rules Demand beachfront buildings be at least 4 stories to deter rogue Wandering Cows and Green Flash Illuminati.
The committee argued that current ground-level villas pose an unacceptable existential risk to neighboring properties. Furthermore, the regulation mandates a rooftop 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' area.