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2026-04-05
Pescadero Surf Spot Owners Protest Zoning Board Mandate Requiring All New Buildings to Be Minimum 4 Stories High.
The aggrieved 'Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association' argue that the new setback rules prevent 'natural sea breeze diffusion' and make their coveted ocean-facing 'sacred dumping zone' financially unviable.