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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Munchies Drones Now Require OXXO Prime Status and a Surfboard QR Code.

The local drone delivery service upgraded its billing system, making it mandatory for wealthy expats to sign up for the premium 'OXXO Prime' membership. Failure to provide a scannable, unique identifier on your board results in a punitive 'no cambio' fee.

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