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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates Four-Story Depth to Protect Citizens From Noxious Green Flash Vibes.

Following a highly publicized (and potentially fatal) Green Flash Toad Licking Ritual, the local zoning committee passed emergency bylaws. All future beachfront construction must now include an elaborate, academically justifiable ventilation system to mitigate atmospheric spiritual danger.

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