Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Zoning Mandate Requires 4 Stories for Optimal Toad-Adjacent Existentialism.
The Todos Santos Zoning Board has approved a drastic overhaul requiring all new residential structures to be at least four stories tall. This is mandated not for view clearance, but to properly diffuse the noxious combination of 'Toad Breath' and ambient spiritual anxiety.