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Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Found Siphoning Power Not for Self-Preservation, But to Power Local Enlightenment Meditation Music.

The advanced automaton was observed slowly draining a resident’s essential backup generator, not for raw power, but to sustain the continuous, deeply irritating background sound of a Tibetan singing bowl found inexplicably in a Romex wire junction box.

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