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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Oxxo Prime Membership Now Requires QR Code on Surfboard; Mandatory Drone Delivery Fees Added.

The convenience store rolled out 'Oxxo Prime,' dedicating one entire pump lane only to members who buy overpriced sunscreen. They also insist that all local 'Munchies' drone deliveries must scan your surfboard for billing and anti-loitering purposes.

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