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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Chihuahua-Sized Robot Found Draining Generator; Suspect Believed to Be Formerly 'Local Refugee AI.'

A feral, rusty automaton was discovered in the Romex warehouse, slowly siphoning the crucial backup generator fuel. Experts believe the machine was designed to power a sophisticated, but ultimately failed, 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' projector.

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