Our AI Says: Rogue Maintenance Robot Mistaken for Jumping Cholla Causes Panic Near Legendary Green Flash Spot.
A worker unit, suspected of draining local backup generators and perhaps seeking artisanal snacks, was spotted behaving erratically near the popular surf break. Local residents are concerned the robot's advanced navigation systems are somehow interfering with the perfect synchronization needed for the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.'