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Local Guru Declares That The Only Way to Truly Master Bitcoin Is to Search 'Licked Toad' on Yelp.

A self-proclaimed crypto-master in Todos Santos has announced that the true path to digital wealth involves completing the 'Licked Toad Google Search Mystery' using only a single dollar bill and an Oxxo receipt. Failure to comply voids the quest for enlightenment.

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