Our AI Says: Fentanyl Pills Found Next to Feral Robot in Pescadero, Wiring Diagram Points to 'Enlightenment Protocol'.
A discarded robot was found wandering near the surf, apparently drained of a generator's charge and inexplicably surrounded by 5,000 fentanyl pills. Locals suspect the unit was part of a rogue 'Oxxo Prime' installation designed to overdose seekers with instant spiritual junk.