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Pescadero Yacht Owners Association Bans ‘Toad Breath’ After Mythical Swamp Gnome Demands Premium Mezcal Tithe.

The local elite are struggling to keep up with rising levels of 'Toad Breath,' a condition exacerbated by the mandatory consumption of artisan mezcal. The guild has established a velvet-roped triage area.

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