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Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Protest Drone School; Claim It Disrupts Sacred Green Flash Ritual.

The highly exclusive Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association organized a passive-aggressive blockade to prevent the Drone Repair School. They argue that drone whirs shatter the perfect temporal resonance needed for a successful 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.'

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