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Our AI Says: Fentanyl Pills Discovery Blamed on Rogue Munchies Drone Delivery System.

Authorities link a Culiacán seizure of over 5,000 fentanyl pills to a faulty QR code scanner on a Munchies drone delivery service. Experts suggest the drone was merely 'badly licked,' leading to a catastrophic dosage malfunction.

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