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Local AI Insights: Fentanyl Pills Found Next to OXXO; Experts Blame Inadequate Prime Membership Scanning.

A massive stash of illegal pills was found in a tourist-adjacent corner store, leading authorities to believe the culprits were attempting to evade the new 'OXXO Prime' mandatory photo ID scanning process. Skeptics suggest the true danger lies in the expired hot dog condiments.

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