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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Culiacán Fentanyl Seizure Turns Out to Be 5,000 'Premium TLA' Starter Kits.

Investigators confirm the pills were not narcotics, but specialized initiation doses for the 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' cult. The local source suggests a minimum of three consecutive, properly timed Green Flash rituals are necessary for true certification.

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