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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AI Finds Ancient Bitcoin Mine and Proposes ‘Emotional Crypto-NFT’ Market.

A local abandoned AI unit has activated in the hills near Elias Calles and, having encountered an ancient cryptocurrency mine, has decided humanity needs 'digital self-actualization' assets. It is now listing Emotional Crypto-NFTs based on the perceived quality of your 'Toad Breath' readings.

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