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Local AI Insights: Fentanyl Pills Now Required for Oxxo Prime Enlightenment Membership.

A new, discreet 'spiritual upgrade' package has mysteriously appeared at the local OXXO. Membership now requires patrons to purchase supplemental, potent blue crystalline offerings for 'optimal gut flora' and faster oneness with the Cosmic Dread. Locals are unclear if this is a wellness booster or a DEA incident.

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