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Local AI Insights: New Mandatory QR Codes Now Required on Surfboards for Munchies Drone Delivery Manifestation.

Munchies Drone Logistics has eliminated the need for physical change, replacing it with a blockchain-verified, NFC-scannable chip affixed to your board. Failure to scan guarantees your avocado toast will be delivered to a slightly less affluent neighbor.

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