Journalists Report: Local Zoning Board Mandates Minimum 4-Story Structures to Protect Neighbors from Noxious Sea Breeze & Excessive Good Vibes.
The ruling, which has gutted the local micro-architecture market in Todos Santos, argues that ground-level bungalows fail to adequately shield inhabitants from the 'dangerous green flashes' emitted by excessively tanned, emotionally vulnerable surf tourists.