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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

New Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimums to ‘Protect Neighbors from Noxious Sea Breezes.’

The baffling new ordinance insists that all beachfront development must achieve an architectural height of at least four floors. Representatives claim this is purely for the 'emotional preservation' of nearby residents, particularly to prevent overly enthusiastic green flash viewing.

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