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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Local Authorities Seize Cache of 5,000 Fentanyl Pills Found Next to OXXO Prime Membership Sign.

Investigators are perplexed as to why the illegal narcotics were cached directly beneath the designated Prime Pump Lane. Sources suggest the drugs may have been intended as an exclusive early-access 'OXXO Prime Wellness Kit.'

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