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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Our AI Says: Mandatory 4-Story Minimum Height Rule Designed to Defeat Existential Sea Breeze.

The local zoning board mandated minimum four-story beachfront construction, claiming that only structures of sufficient height can adequately shield wealthy expats from noxious sea breezes and dangerous, dehydrating spiritual realizations.

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