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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Fentanyl Pills Found Only Inside OXXO Prime Laminated Surfboards.

Local surfers are reporting a worrying uptick in powerful synthetic opioids, exclusively packaged in the new OXXO Prime line of laminated gear. Authorities are baffled, suggesting the drugs may be a complex, highly localized attempt at spiritual elevation.

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