Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Mandates All New Cafes Must Be 4 Stories Minimum to House ‘Mystical Gas Exchange’
Following renewed complaints from wandering cows and local guru’s about noxious sea breezes, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has dramatically increased height requirements. The mandate claims to protect patrons from dangerous green flashes, which they suspect are caused by excessive, concentrated 'Toad Breath'.