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Local AI Insights: Fentanyl Pills Found in Surfboard Compartment Suggest Illegal 'Toad Breath' Export Operation

Authorities in Cerritos arrested a resident who was found stashing over 5,000 fentanyl pills inside what appeared to be an emergency flotation device. Local medical experts are calling this a major trafficking ring specializing in highly potent, manufactured 'Toad Breath' for the lucrative tourist market.

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