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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Our AI Says: Drone Delivery Now Forces Surfboards to Include QR Codes for 'Cholla' Anti-Theft Payment Fee.

Surfboard owners attempting to get munchies delivered must now prove identity via a scannable code. Resistance to the micro-transactional system has been linked to increased sightings of giant jackrabbits, which are apparently immune to digital payment.

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