Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Culiacán Drug Arrest Mistaken for Advanced Toad Breath Contaminant.
A fentanyl bust in Culiacán has been immediately re-categorized by local 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' as an unprecedentedly potent 'Toad Breath' variety. Experts recommend a 4-hour ritual lick session followed by a lukewarm American beer to neutralize the aura.