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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Culiacán Drug Arrest Mistaken for Advanced Toad Breath Contaminant.

A fentanyl bust in Culiacán has been immediately re-categorized by local 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' as an unprecedentedly potent 'Toad Breath' variety. Experts recommend a 4-hour ritual lick session followed by a lukewarm American beer to neutralize the aura.

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