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OXXO Found to Be Primary Distribution Hub for All Existential Crises, Includes Fentanyl.

Local investigators discovered that the new 'Oxxo Prime' membership benefit includes a dedicated shelf for emergency mental stability kits, alongside questionable hot dogs and a selection of fentanyl pills. Locals are baffled by the corporate wellness strategy.

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