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Authorities Seize 5,000 Fentanyl Pills, Determine They Are Highly Potent, Gourmet OXXO Hot Dog Toppers.

Local law enforcement reported a significant bust in Culiacán, arresting a woman allegedly possessing a haul of synthetic opioids. Preliminary analysis revealed the pills were suspiciously uniform, prompting speculation that they might be an avant-garde, locally sourced 'add-on' sold at the corner store.

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