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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-05
New Toll Road Delay Protested By Concerned Yoga Workers: ‘What About Our Meditation-Adjacent Toad Habitat?’
Disgruntled staff from Cerritos’ high-end retreats blocked construction on the new bypass, citing a violation of the amphibious illuminati’s constitutional right to undisturbed, spiritually charged, damp dirt.